Hello Darlings,
From the What is the World Coming To File - the very powerful Coalition of Fast Food Lovers has convinced the clothing industry guard dog group North American Society of Fashionistas that Twenty in the New Zero! So beginning April 1, 2015, North American dress sizes will be adjusted to a new scale starting at 20.
Fashionistas’ President said, “For years we have struggled for a solution how we could label dresses below double zero, and thanks to the clever folks at the Coalition of Fast Food Lovers, we have achieved a solution that is both politically correct AND provides an opportunity for some cheeky (or not so) brands to label their ultra-petite dresses as 18 or even a 16 - which are clearly more appealing numbers for a woman’s image than being classified as Negative 2 or Negative 4!
We are hearing there is vote of Fashionista Society members set to take place at noon today - so we will report again later with the results!
Happy April Fools Day!!!
With Love…
Marta
Image Sources: Fashion Gone Rogue, Chibird Tumblr
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